When he was done he said, "I've had such a nice chat with you I almost wish you had a third ball." He turned his head and did his best crow imitation: "Caw! It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: While getting a prostate exam for a physical, I asked if he could tell I'd been doing squats. When my wife was giving birth our Gyno told her to give a big push. They should teach their kids some manners." ,
We started playing scientists and began mixing them all up in random ways and to this day I'm still surprised we didn't blow ourselves up or melt our faces off. ,, Sometimes we're just gonna act a foul. He was so little that his feet barely touched the floor.
He started with the song's beginning dun-duns, and then f-cking slayed it.
There was another mom sitting next to me that witnessed the entire event and I could see the judgement festering inside her. ,}); We went in with cystoscopy to take a look and potentially remove it in office with no sedation. Urologists just donât get it. Kinda made me tear up a bit. Youâve seen more penises than a mohel. Please be advised: This clip may contain sensitive content. MD. Good times.
Cool, cool, his mom and I say to each other. 23 Horror Stories From Nurses That'll Make You Squirm "So. Grace Eire. Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile. ... As others on this forum. Older man teasing me after his prostate exam that I "took his anal virginity".
Had to get airlifted off the mountain to a field where flight for life took me to the hospital with a broken wrist, broken humerus, shattered elbow, ruptured diaphragm, broken ribs, and a laceration on my spleen. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. She said it's common, but I was totally embarrassed. Well at least you didn't drop a wad on him while he was "milking the prostate"........I had a friend of mine that went to the Dr. because he was having problems with his bowels. _ Then something unexpected happens, and the moment becomes one of the most embarrassing experiences of your life. So I quietly said, "oh man, who's kid is that? Especially when put into stirrups. ,Gynecologists, proctologists, and urologists, what's the most awkward thing that's happened to you with a patient? #11. She was checking for a hernia, so grabbed his testicles and asked him to cough. In nursing school they taught us about how to insert a urinary catheter in men. Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' Our bodies are miracle shells walking the face of the earth. window._taboola = window._taboola || ; Being examined by a urologist is embarrassing enough. Things. After two weeks of agony, I finally got my highly anticipated appointment with an urologist. Moms just sitting there horrified. That was a new one for me. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." It took a bit of explaining why I said, "No." At that time I had a small congenital defect on my penis that wasn't treated at birth (according to urologist â¦ Surprisingly, not a lot of actual medical professionals spoke up at first. ,
It was a net covering a biga** water reservoir and I sank in it knees deep before I got right out. â Anonymous. routine and other things to tease and taunt me about it. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Life is hard. His mom and I just look at each other gobsmacked ... did you know?? So the responses you're about to read are a mixed bag, some from medical professionals, some from patients, some from family members - all awkward. Some men are more comfortable with other males around when doing intimate exams and procedures. I'm primary care. Your patient has more than four drains and it doesnât scare you. You know youâre a Urology nurse whenâ¦ 10. When we left the office, my sister did the "Ha Ha Ha!!" âItâs not going to go away on its own.â And if untreated, the problem could get worse. Donât be. I know the feeling. Nothing was passing easily. 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